Here's a bit of woods walking wisdom from me to you:
1). Use the restroom BEFORE you head out on your wooded nature preserve walk.
2). If you disregard #1, then make sure you are not wearing your huge hunter orange sweatshirt when you squat in the heavily used nature preserve.
The lesson? Follow #1 if you don't want to go Number One in the great outdoors. Or maybe the lesson is to hang your coat up and then walk farther into the woods to do your business, but then you've three dogs with wagging tails giving away your position, anyway.
Whiz,
Dani
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