Our family has never lowered ourselves to participate in a Black Friday murder spree like SOME people in this country. In fact, we've never set foot in a store on Black Friday.
In the interest of continuing this sane streak, we did our shopping today, coupling it with some serious mall mileage.
Now, next week, when freaks are shoving old ladies to the ground to get a $40 DVD player, I can sit smugly on my fit, yet unclenched hind quarters (after I've taken a terrific fall walk to grind off some green bean casserole calories) and rejoice in the fact that I can still be placed on the higher end of Darwin's scale.
I think.
Peace out,
Dani
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